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Joke of the Day
"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."
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"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"
"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"
"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"
"""Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty."" / ""Copy that."""
"I'll never understand why news reporters think they have to stand out in the rain or snow just to tell us it's raining or snowing."
"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."