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Joke of the Day
"Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa."
Next Joke
"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]"
"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."
"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"
"My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia."
"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."
"Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over...."
"Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese"
"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."