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Joke of the Day

"Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa."

"confession time ""hogwarts"" is a super gross thing to name a school and as a child I kinda hoped it would get destroyed because of that"

"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."

"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."

"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."

"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."