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Joke of the Day

"The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]"

"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""

"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."

"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"

"Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad"

"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."