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Joke of the Day

"I can't get out of bed. These blankets has accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust!"

"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."

"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."

"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."

"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."

"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."