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"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"
"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."
"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."
"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."
"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"
"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."
"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."