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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."

"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"

"So my sister is pregnant with her first child. I'm so happy to finally be a father!"

"Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman. Also, to see if it's been poisoned."

"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."