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Joke of the Day

"A slightly drunk woman is watching tv... She yells, ""Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!"" Her husband asks, ""What are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."

"I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV."

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""

"What's better than Chrisopher Walken? Ted Danson."

"People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence."

"RT This if wish you had an Fairly OddParent."

"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."