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Joke of the Day

"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."

"""He sure seems like a nice young man"" is Grandma-speak for ""I'd totally hit that."""

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"

"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."

"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."