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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."
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"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"
"If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car."
"If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships."
"My wife came out to me after for horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman Which finally gave us something in common."
"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."
"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. With out a penis."
"My wife and I adopted an abandoned newborn. She was affected by shaken baby syndrome... ...We're naming her Jostlelyne! I made that one up myself."
"Why are all Atheists poor? Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization."