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Joke of the Day
"So I finally got a housekeeper, it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
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"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone... ... she asks the carvers to write ""born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."" It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote ""Returned unopened."""
"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""
"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"What do you call a police officer that shoots black people? A police officer in America."
"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""