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Joke of the Day
"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."
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"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."
"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."
"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"Colleges should offer a writing class called ""That Last Line Of An Email""."
"So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... I tore my hamstring."
"So, I picked up a girl last night at a Rapture party and we went back to my place... When I woke up in the morning she was gone!"
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."
"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"