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Joke of the Day

"So, I picked up a girl last night at a Rapture party and we went back to my place... When I woke up in the morning she was gone!"

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"I ate an apple and jerked off with the core in my ass But not in that order"

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."