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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"
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"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."
"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."
"Whiny prostitute Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner."
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"
"Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? Because he was trans-parent"
"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."
"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"