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Joke of the Day

"Whiny prostitute Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner."

"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."

"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""

"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."

"""are u crying?"" ""no I just have swag in my eye"""

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."

"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."