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Joke of the Day
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
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"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."
"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."
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"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"
"Two men walked into a bar You'd think at least one of them would've ducked."
"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"