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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark"

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""

"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"

"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."

"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."

"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"

"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."

"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"

"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"