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Joke of the Day
"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"
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"Sign over the urinal in Dad's favorite bar We keep this restroom clean because we aim to please ... so, you aim too, please."
"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What is Obama's last name? care"
"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."
"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""
"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."
"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."
"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"