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Joke of the Day
"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"
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"My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose"
"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"
"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"
"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."
"There was a shooting at the Apple store last night. There were no iWitnesses."
"Why did Tony cross the road? To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, ""Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"""