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Joke of the Day
"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."
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"Called my boss, what's the different between work and your daughter. I will not be coming into work today."
"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."
"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"
"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"
"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes kids and gets away with it."
"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""
"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"