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Joke of the Day

"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""

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"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
"I play in the band I play the circle, it used to be the triangle but I beat the fuck out of it"
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"[at work] CW: Hey, I found your Twi... Me: *jumps out window* CW: ...Twinkies."
"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""
"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."
"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"
"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"
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