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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"

"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."

"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"

"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."

"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."

"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? The Pilot.... you racist fucks"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."

"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."

"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"