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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."
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"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?"