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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."

"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."

"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."

"My friends always say that I have narcissistic tendencies. I should get mad... ...but I love when they talk about me."

"How do you keep a retard in suspense? ..."

"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."

"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""