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Joke of the Day
"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."
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"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."
"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."
"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"
"I'm giving up for Lent."
"Do one thing that scares you every day. Maybe do four things. Live in constant fear."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But frankly, it's not a very good one."
"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."
"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."