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Joke of the Day
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
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"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."
"What do tofu and dildos have in common? They serve as makeshift substitutes for people who have forsaken meat."
"At the hospital... NSFW At the hospital, I overheard two doctors discussing a patient that came in with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. They described the patient's condition as stable..."
"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."
"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"#liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"