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Joke of the Day
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
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"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"
"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."
"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"
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"What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? The crews got marooned"