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Joke of the Day

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"

"This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:""F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"" Apparently, ""Can I watch?"" is not an appropriate reply."

"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."

"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"

"The first rule of Tautology club... The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. ^credit^to^xkcd^[here](http://xkcd.com/703/)"

"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."

"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."

"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."