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Joke of the Day
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"
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"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"
"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."
"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."
"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."
"Cheez-Its are hands down the BEST cheese flavored pronouns."
"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"What's your best pick up line? Cocaine Edit:spelling"
"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"