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Joke of the Day

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."

"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."

"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."

"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."

"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."