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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy) Slapstick Comedy!"

"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"

"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"

"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"[SCIENCE FAIR] ME: It's a Pez dispenser, but for hot Pop-Tarts. PRINCIPAL: This fair is for kids. OTHER PARENT: Shut up, let him finish."

"I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy."

"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."

"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."