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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."

"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"

"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"

"Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding."

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"