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Joke of the Day
"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."
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"What's the best thing about a blowjob? The five minutes of peace and quiet"
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"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""
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"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."