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Joke of the Day

"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."

"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"

"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone"

"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."

"[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit"