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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."

"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"

"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"

"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."

"Poles put Clinton 7 points ahead of Trump But Polish citizens don't get to vote Edit: Minor text change"

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."

"Are you a black hole? Because when I see you my legs get all *spaghettified*. *Courtesy of my friend*"

"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"

"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."