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Joke of the Day

"Poles put Clinton 7 points ahead of Trump But Polish citizens don't get to vote Edit: Minor text change"

"The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house."

"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame"

"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"

"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."

"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"

"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."