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Joke of the Day

"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."

"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"

"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"

"What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended."

"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"