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Joke of the Day

"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"

"What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever"

"The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race..."

"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."

"Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist? Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn't stand how he kept sticking his head in my business."

"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"

"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."

"I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes."

"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."

"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""