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Joke of the Day

"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"

"Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""

"Roses are red Violets don't matter. When a woman says 'I love you' Men scatter."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."