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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" I asked my wife... ""I reddit"" she replied."

"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"

"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"

"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."

"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"

"I decided to play agar.io again... Now I hate my cellf"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."

"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""

"I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure... ...I'm a master baiter"