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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."
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"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
"She let me ram that ass shit was so cache"
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"
"A dick has a sad life... His neighbors are nuts, his bestfriend's a pussy, his owner beats him, and his hair is a mess."
"Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed."
"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""