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Joke of the Day
"Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed."
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"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"
"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
"The Bartender replies, ""Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"" A Neutrino walks into a bar"
"My father always told me ""Son, you are what you eat"". Guess i'm a dick."
"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."
"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."
"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."
"Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black."