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Joke of the Day
"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."
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"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"
"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."
"[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin? ""Tell me why."" [winks at tattoo artist] No reason."
"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."
"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"