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Joke of the Day
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
Next Joke
"I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works."
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done."
"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."
"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."
"*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*"
"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."
"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."
"I'm not a psycoanalyst... but I metacrazy once."