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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a psycoanalyst... but I metacrazy once."
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"What do gay horses eat? dick."
"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."
"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."
"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."
"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."
"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"