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Joke of the Day
"Please don't tell 9/11 jokes today they're just plane wrong."
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"i like my women like i like my coffee roasted, ground up, and suspended in hot water"
"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."
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"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"