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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"

"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"

"A school finally decided it's ok to show their students a documentary about menstrual cycles. It was about bloody time."

"Why was the Redditor's picture crooked? Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"

"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."

"I just saw a poster that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, ""no."""

"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"

"More like March Sadness."