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Joke of the Day
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."
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"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."
"I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself."
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"
"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"
"""Since you both claim to be this infant's mother, we'll cut the baby in half."" OK. Sounds reasonable. ""Y...uh, alright then. Let's do this."""
"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"
"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"Mein kampf es su kampf"