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Joke of the Day

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."

"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."

"There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."