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Joke of the Day
"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."
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"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."
"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."
"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"
"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."
"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."
"He was a poor country boy. She was a rich city girl. They never met, due to geographic distance and rigid socioeconomic stratification."