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Joke of the Day
"what did they call the hooker who only slept with vegetarians? a herbiwhore"
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"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""
"Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go."
"NEW! TOP 100 TAZERS IN AMERICA!! #45 WILL SHOCK YOU!"
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"
"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."
"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"
"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."
"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""