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Joke of the Day
"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."
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"A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again."
"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"What does an identity thief look like? A mirror."
"How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go ""Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up""."
"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""
"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."
"The Walmart app just updated on my phone and now water autocorrects to soda and exercise autocorrects to Doritos and beer."
"Is your dad retarded? Because you're something special"