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Joke of the Day
"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."
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"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
"How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch? Don't worry, they will tell you."
"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."
"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""
"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."
"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."
"What did the Alabama Police officer call the black guy who had been shot 6 times in the head? The worst case of suicide he ever saw"