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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"A battery's life sucks. You're either working or you're dead."

"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."

"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."

"What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse."

"How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer. They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling ""Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"""

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."

"GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind.."

"I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on"

"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."